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The Topic: Transparency

Assume for a moment you're a heterosexual male (if you
aren't. if you are, just go with it).

Now, a girl asks you, "are you a touchy person?"

my thinking is, this is at least 40-50% flirty.

Now, assume you answer no.

the girl THEN says, "Oh. That's too bad, we'll have to fix
that. Ok. I'm making you my project - I'm going to *make*
you a touchy person."

Then, as an afterthought, she says, "and I'm doing that for
entirely selfish reasons."

Is there ANY WAY that that is not flirting?

I am the girl involved, and the guy is not getting it. How
much more obvious can I get?!


Dr. Egon Spengler
Try being less "touchy" and more "feely".

he'd get scared. this is the problem with 27 year old virgins. Why, oh why, must I always fall for the hopeless cases?

Dr. Egon Spengler
Maybe he's just not interested.

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