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The Topic: Uncomfortable Purchases?

Mr Short
How does one purchase porn (video or mag) without looking like a pervert?

Responses:

Bacon
Uh, do it at an adult bookstore that only carries that sort of item?

Bacon
And hope you don't run into any coworkers.

Bacon
Or you can order it off the Internet, from the comfort of your own perverted chair.

Leela
Bacon, how do you know so much about it?

Bacon
I, uh, heard some guy talking about it at church. I'm pretty sure he was trying to confess or something.


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