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The Topic: Hicks!

wyrmbait
My god, I'm surrounded by hicks: pickup-driving, cowboy boots-wearing, Redneck comment-making, Chevy/Ford-arguing, testosterone-drenched hicks.

And I don't even live in Alberta!

Responses:

Private Hudson
15 meters ... 12 meters ...

Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel
Well, shucks, they've gotten into the yard.

Private Hudson
10 meters ... 8 meters ...

Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel
Steady

Private Hudson
6 meters ... uhhh 4 meters ...

Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel
Gosh darn, that ain't right, that's in the shack, you ain't readin it right.

Private Hudson
I'm reading it right, man. 3 meters 2 meters

Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel
That'd mean they're right on top of us, but I ain't seen nothin.

Our Lawyers
Mr. Cletus, we'd like to talk to you about some recent discussion about who your land actually belongs to.

Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel
AAUUAGH!

Private Hudson
They came outta the walls. They came outta the goddamn walls!

Our Lawyers
And you, Mr. Hudson, 20th Century Fox would like to speak with about your constant use of their intellectual property.

Private Hudson
AAUUGH!

Newt


Newt
They mostly come out at night.

Mostly.


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