The Topic: Anyway...
my roommate talks and makes funny noises in his sleep... what should I do to him?
Back on Melmac, everybody talked and make wierd noises in their sleep. Usually, in fact, they spoke better. Most political debates happened with at least one of the participants napping!
On Earth, of course, that only happens when someone is debating me.
Little bit of a preventative strike there, huh?
Oh come on, it was obvious where you were going with that.
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