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The Topic: meaty music

DeadMoose
Hey Bacon, I've listened to a bunch of your stuff, and I'd just like to say that it'd be perfect for my current project.

How much would it cost to get an entire soundtrack for a low-budget porno?

Responses:

Bacon
Well huh, that depends...
Total running time?
How many different themes?
Delivery date?

DeadMoose
Well, lessee...

I'm gonna be down visiting Nyx this Friday through Monday, and the theme'll probably be hot-hot hotel room action.

I figure there'll be two main pieces, "Rowdy Room Service" and "Housekeeping; you want I give you blowjob?" (a tribute to the late Chris Farley)

Bacon
Dude, I can't just whip out two porntracks by Friday.

DeadMoose
Oh well.

She'll prolly just want to kick my ass for this thread anyways...


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