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The Topic: Birthday!

On the off chance you'll post this today is my birthday and as a gift to you I sentthis sight in my mail to everyone of my loser, nerd friends, the only people who would know who the hell any of these crazy askees are.

Just out of Curiosity, why don't I see the wisest of all men Einstien here?


Carl Sagan
Einstein wanted to be here, but none of us could stand the sonofabitch when we were alive, so we told him to stick it! Ha!

Stephen Hawking
What are you talking about? He died when you were a teenager.

Carl Sagan
Thanks for spoiling my "dead scientist humor," singularity-boy.

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