The Topic: You are not a nerd!
The number of problems with the new askee guide astounds me... How can you call yourself a nerd and a) hate anime b) hate Dune c) know so little about video games d) know so little about Monty Python e) actually DENY knowledge of Doctor Who??
-The Atari Lynx was far less of a joke than the Atari Jaguar.
-Atreyu is indeed from the Neverending Story.
-The Avatar is from the Ultima series.
-The Bishop is from Monty Python
-::raises hand for giving a damn about the Powerpuff girls::
-The Colonel is also from Monty Python
-"lamentations", not "lamenting" for Conan
-Spock with a goatee is probably from the TOS episode "Mirror, Mirror".
-Superman did not fight General Zod in Superman I. That was just Luthor.
-Most of the "just go here" links are broken and/or do not exist.
-You forgot the other Leela, also from Marathon.
-Please do not give away the secret of Fight Club.
-Nemesis is not another star system, it is the theoretical other star in a binary pair with the sun. See Google for more.
-Newt is from Aliens.
-Johnny 5 is from Short Circuit.
-Casey Jones is famous for staying on a runaway train long enough to sound the horn and warn the town of its approach. I'm not sure if he actually got killed while doing this, however.
-Watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit anywy. It's great.
-Ryo-Ohki is from the Tenchi serieses.
-The Evil Terminator was named the T-1000.
-South Park sucks.
-Pro wresting sucks.
-Ted Johnson is from Red Meat.
-Terl is from Battlefield Earth.
-The WOPR is from the movie WarGames.
In conclusion, I am a far bigger nerd than you.
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