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The Topic: Life sucks

magenta
Why is it that all the crappy things happen within a short period of time? Why is it always weeks/months of life as usual building up to some actual happiness, which leads to two really shitty days which just slap me in the face repeatedly and make things Really Suck?

I'd just curl up and hide from the world for a week if it weren't for the fact that I NEED to get stuff done (which is now very difficult due to some of the crap which happened) or else my situation will go from Bad to REALLY FUCKING BAD.

Responses:

Bender
You could try to do what I do in this kind of situation.

Bender
Revel in the misfortune of others.

magenta
So, Naked Washing Machine Boy. I see you're still wearing no clothes. Ha ha!

Naked Washing Machine Boy
But machines don't wear clothes!

Bender
You got that right, buddy.

magenta
Hm. I seem to be pretty bad about this "making fun of other peoples' misfortunes" thing. I guess I'm not cut out to be a supervillain like you, Bender.

Bender
Ah that's OK.
You can still buy me a beer if it will cheer you up.


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