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The Topic: TMOL

The Asker
Will TMOL ever return? You guys aren't HALF as witty and sardonic!


Ted Johnson
But we're TWICE as hootin' and hallurin'!

Ted's Wife
Ted, why is the bathtub filled with salamanders?

Ted Johnson
I'm trying to teach them to run a Q & A site.

Ted's Wife
Well at least you're not trying with monkeys.

Ted Johnson
Of course not.
They were all drowning in the bathtub.

But on the positive side, these meat patties sure are holding their shape well.

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