The Topic: burning question
Shower now, or shower in the morning?
I'm tired now, but I'll be tired in the morning, too.
I could take it now so my future self doesn't hate me, but what do I care about that?
Also, if I put it off, I might die in the middle of the night, and not need to shower anyways, since the guys at the funeral parlor'll just douse me in perfume.
So what should I do?
Your Future Self
I'm getting pretty sick and tired of you screwing me over.
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