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The Topic: hannibal and nixon

i'm a girl. why is it i always get dumb nicknames like nixon? before nixon my friends called me "hannibal". what gives? really? please help me out with this one!


George W. Bush
What you need is a new nickname, which happens to be my specialty.

George W. Bush
So you want something more girly, huh?

I'd say "Girlie Girl-girl girl," or maybe "Pinky McViolet," or "Tom Daschle."

George W. Bush
Ha-ha, man, I'm on tonight.

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