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The Topic: Enterprise

sumo
What do the askees think of the new show Enterprise? Myself I still think it looks like a bad crossover of quantum leap and star trek (with bad costumes) and cannot wait to see Al guest star as a holographic klingon

Responses:

Sub-Commander T'Pol
It is illogical to judge a series you have not yet even seen for any length of time.

Sub-Commander T'Pol
That said, I wonder what you mean by "Star Trek (with bad costumes)."

The unfortunate fact is that human uniform technology was never a strong point, and judging by the other series, even well into the 24th century their designers had been unable to fashion one which makes breasts look appealing, forcing the use of alien wardrobe systems, just as during my time.

sumo
Perhaps if the new show included monkeys, or decent space fight scenes, it will overcome the lack appealing looking breasts. (no offence to 7 who is the exception to the rule)

The Writers
Seven isn't the exception to the rule, she is the rule. In every series since Next Generation, there's been one major female character who didn't wear a standard uniform, and it was always the one with the largest breasts! What do you think she meant by "alien wardrobe systems?"

The Writers
That's the whole point, you shortsighted toads! What do you think, we just sit around here with our thumbs up our kazoos and blow bubbles and wait till the last nanosecond to stitch together a lame response? You insensitive asses! You swine you...

Sub-Commander T'Pol
Please contain yourself.

The Writers
Sorry...it's just been a tough couple of days, and I got a parking ticket, and...I'm sorry.

Won't happen again.


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