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The Topic: Starting Taxes Early

Ventolin
I'm trying to get a big jump start on my taxes. If you hire hookers for a business retreat, can I write that off as a business expense?

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Our Lawyers
Free tax tip #405. You can't deduct things that are patently illegal. Surprising, but true!

Our Lawyers
So remember to write "Consultants" and not "Hookers" when you fill out the form!


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