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The Topic: Conversatron vs. the Volcano

Y.T.
If Mt. Rainier were to suddenly erupt, do you guys have back-up plan?

Responses:

Lester Knight Chaykin
Yes, our back-up plan is to run into the Puget sound and drown like lemmings at the first sign of lava flows and superheated ash clouds.

Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
Hey, aren't we going hiking on Rainier in two weeks? In the same area as recent glacial outbursts?

Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
And aren't glacial outbursts an early sign of renewed volcanic activity?

Lester Knight Chaykin
Ok, I was wrong, it seems our plan is to charge straight into the very heart of the volcano and do battle with its core!

Frodo Baggins
If you're going anyway, could you take this ring with you, and cast it into the very heart of the mountain?

Lester Knight Chaykin
Sure, why not. Give it here.

Frodo Baggins


Lester Knight Chaykin


Frodo Baggins


Lester Knight Chaykin
Ok, hand it over already!

Frodo Baggins
I'm working up to it.

Lester Knight Chaykin
Give me the damn thing! *oof* *pow* *nif*

Frodo Baggins
*grr* *blat* *crun*

Lester Knight Chaykin
Ha, like taking candy from a baby. Beating up hobbits make me feel like a big man.

Lester Knight Chaykin
A very big man.


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