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The Topic: monkeys

this is my first time asking of your divine knowledge. Please, so please inform me. Why are monkeys so damn funny?


Crow T. Robot
Whoa, wait a minute, when did we ever claim to have divine knowlege?

Tom Servo
When did we ever claim to have knowlege period?

Crow T. Robot
I thought we just made fun of stuff.

Joel Robinson
Monkeys are funny for the same reason that robots can be funny. They're almost human, but not quite. They're smaller exaggerated versions of ourselves.

Crow T. Robot
So...Monkeys are to Humans as the Monkees were to the Beatles...less skilled and intelligent, but goofier and more humorous?

Joel Robinson
Sure, why not, it's late.

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