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The Topic: Days of the week

Where can I apply to have a day of the week named after me? I mean, Thor's got his day, and the Moon has its. Even Woden and Saturn have one.

I demand compensation! Maybe the Dept. of the Interior would know...


Lieutenant Literal
You should apply on the appropriate form.

Captain Obvious
Judging from precedent, you must be a god before a weekday is named after you.

General Knowledge
He could start his own language, and name the weekdays however he likes.

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