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The Topic: Haiku Hell

So, bored at work today, I wrote a number of Haikus about the official title for Star Wars, episode two.

Here is one:

"Attack of the Clones".
Please, George, don't send in the clowns.
Kill Jar-Jar instead.

Isn't it great what highschool English taught me?


George Lucas
Damn it, people, don't you see what I'm doing? All of you are taking Star Wars much too seriously. It was never supposed to be this big, cultish thing you've all made it. It was supposed to be fun! That's it. Like the old serials.

George Lucas
If you all don't realize that by now, maybe you will after Episode 3: Happy Star Wars Funtime Happy Smiles Fun Fun FUN!

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