The Topic:
Ultra-vegetarianism...


The Question:
JohnQ  
I think that Vegetarian is a bit too vegetarian. I mean, I eat meat, but I don't go around chastising people who don't. Basically, she just shouldn't go around trying to convert people to her views. Then again, I'm trying to convert her to my viewpoint here.... damn logic, preventing my arguement from being valid...


By the way, it's ok for Weird Al to preach about vegetarianism. I like his shirt.

Responses:
"Weird Al" Yankovic  
I mean, who wouldn't like this shirt?

"Weird Al" Yankovic  
But really, I don't think vegetarian has been all that preachy. She's just whined about that ham thing, and whined about the stuff they feed beef, and whined about some other stuff.

And that's what women do. They're whiners.

"Weird Al" Yankovic  
No offense to any women out there, of course.

You're all great, really!

Slim Jim  
Just shut up, Yankovic, nobody wants to hear you talk! NOW SURRENDER AND SNAP INTO ME, DAMN IT! TASTE MY SPICY, BEEFY GOODNESS! DO IT NOW!

"Weird Al" Yankovic  
You want a piece of me, you salted beef snack?

Get over here!

Censored!  
Ooof!

Spicy!

Wham!

Censored!  
boff!

wiff!

Ow, my casing!

"Weird Al" Yankovic  
Wait a minute, Slim Jim, can't we just all be friends? Why must we fight?

Slim Jim  
You're right, Al.

Slim Jim  
I think I've learned something today. It doesn't matter if you're a vegetarian, carnivore, omnivore or if you consume silicates. What matters is that we're all in this crazy ride called life together, and if we can just get along and live together in peace and hamony, maybe we can make things a little better for everyone.

"Weird Al" Yankovic  
Well said. Group hug, everybody?

Slim Jim  
EAT ME!


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