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The Topic: Code Yellow

The Asker
That is the last time I listen to the media ever again. From now on I'm getting all my news from the Daily Show and the back of cereal boxes.


Homer Simpson
Did you see this?

Homer Simpson
It says here that the Cookie Crumbler stole all the cereal!
What are we going to do?

Marge Simpson
Homer, that's just the back of a cereal box. The newspaper is still on the doorstep.

Homer Simpson
Lousy doorstep.

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