The Topic: Code Yellow
That is the last time I listen to the media ever again. From now on I'm getting all my news from the Daily Show and the back of cereal boxes.
Did you see this?
It says here that the Cookie Crumbler stole all the cereal!
What are we going to do?
Homer, that's just the back of a cereal box. The newspaper is still on the doorstep.
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