The Topic:
Pets.com puppet


The Question:
atropos  
Care to comment on your current lawsuit against Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog?

Responses:
The Pets.com Puppet-Dog-Thing  
Well, if you can keep a secret, it's all just a way for us to try to get some cash in a settlement. I just found out that Pets.com is losing $5 on every $1 of stuff we sell.

The Pets.com Puppet-Dog-Thing  
However, we're going to advertise more and make it up in volume!

Sifl & Olly  
Pets.com, because sock puppets can't do accounting!


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