The Topic: The Conversatron - You're a very good slave, Kevin

 vegetarian
I thank you for protecting my picture so vehemently. Now with regards to letting these "horndogs/corndogs" see my picture, they're gonna have to do some serious ass-kissing, here.

So go ahead and bend over, Kevin.



Responses:


 Kevin Bacon
You heard her, guys.
Why would we possibly want to let you peons gawk at the goddess here?

 mog
Oh beautiful vegetarian. I would like to worship your awesome gifness. I too don't eat meat.

 vegetarian
Ahhh, I feel much better with this icon...much more me.

I approve of your choice, Kevin. Now, I'll tell you one more time, BEND OVER, and let these corndogs start schmoozing!

 Kevin Bacon
Consider it "bent".

 vegetarian
Nice try, Mog. However, just being a vegetarian doesn't make you any less a corndog. Sorry.

 mog
SMOOOOOOOOOCH!!!! Nice Khaki's Kevin.

Crow T. Robot  
Mog, Mog, what a Corndog. He'll not get a chance to see her...um...clogs.

Um...okay, moving on.

Dilbert  
So, Goddess, did you draw that yourself?

 vegetarian
Unfortunately, no. My...talents...do not include any form of artistic ability. A friend of mine supplied the image. He thought it was a good representation. I kind of agree

 Drake
I just have to jump in and say that these "pictures of the 'Goddess'" threads have made my afternoon very surreal. I don't know whether to thank you or put an ice pack on.

 Entrails
I hereby refuse to worship this self-proclaimed "vegetarian", primarily because I can get Porn whenever I want.


 vegetarian
Such a nice compliment, Drake. Unfortunately, that ice pack image tossed you back in with the other corndogs.

Bacon  
Entrails, the picture was very tasteful.
Not your standard Internet "gynecological" photos.

 vegetarian
Entrails, who here is talking about PORN?!? (No offense intended, hon)

I'm talking about high quality, artistic nude expressionism of the highest quality.

Besides with a name like Entrails, you'll always be a corndog.

 mog
Oh, the woes of corndoghood...
If I could be anything other than a corndog, I wouldn't be me...
A tasteful nude, of a real live person, or real internet person?
hard to believe.

 someguy
Oooh, pretty pretty please let us see some HOT HOT VEGETABLE ACTION!!

 vegetarian
I said high quality twice in the same sentence, didn't I?

 Entrails
Hey, don't blame me. I forgot the password for Seamonster.

 Drake
Oh phooey, didn't proofread enough. I meant put an ice pack on my head . . . damn, I mean the one I think with . . . agh! Now I've been dragged into the gutter with the rest of you!!!

 vegetarian
Sorry, Mog...still no dice. Please play again.

Someguy...you need help.

 Q*bert
Is this going to be one of those everyone's up all night talking to each other threads? I have to get to bed early tonight.

 mog
Just replying to this topic implies gutterdragatood

 Entrails
I can give out my ICQ if it will help, Q*bert.

Contingent upon me receiving a certain recently-oft-mentioned graphics file, of course.

 vegetarian
Mog, you're losing ground fast here...

gutterdragatood?

 mog
gutter-drag-a-tood ... noun. The state of being dragged into the gutter.

I've been studying sanskrit and they have words like the an-example-of-the-fact-of-the-state-of-emptiness-due-to-the-lack-of-an-intrinsic-nature-of-all-things.

 vegetarian
If you corndogs want any sort of chance to see my picture, you better start rating this thread!

 vegetarian
Alright, who did that! Kevin, I want to know right now who rated this thread with a 1!!

 Entrails
I already put in my 5. You can blame everyone else for it not getting the gold star.

 Kevin Bacon
It looks like.... someguy did it.

 someguy
Haw haw haw haw.

 vegetarian
tsk...tsk.

Looks like Someguy won't be seeing a certain picture anytime soon.

Thanks, Kevin. You're such a good boy.




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