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 vegetarian
I hate mechanics! yesterday they quoted me $265 to fix my truck, NOW they say, "Oops, guess you need a new catalytic converter! That'll be $600!"

Anyone have a pipe-bomb I can borrow?!?!



Responses:


 Crazy Cooter
That's the problem with mechanics theses day. Always tryin' to hornswaggle ya with made up parts like 'cata-lit-ic converters' and 'auto-matic transmissions.'

 Crazy Cooter
Some chewin' gum, duct tape, and a spare coffee pot and I'd have your truck back jumpin' gulches and evadin' the law in a half hour.

 vegetarian
Cooter, yer talkin' some crazy shit there. Them Duke boys were right about that moonshine you were brewin'.

Well, Goooollly, maybe I'll go ask Gomer Pyle. Andy Taylor seems to trust him. ShaZAM!

 Crazy Cooter
...

You're mocking me, aren't you?

 vegetarian
*ashamed*

Yes, Cooter, I was mocking you. I am terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me. Can I have a hug?

(fuck off, Space Moose)

 Crazy Cooter
Aww, shucks, I was just joshin' ya! Don't fret your pretty little head now.

 vegetarian
Tell ya what, Cooter. Why don't you an' me head on up the creek there, I'll bring us some veggie burgers and tofu dogs and we can have ourselves a little barbi-Q? Maybe go for a swim after that? Don't worry about bringing a suit...

but be sure to keep that sexy hat on!

 Crazy Cooter
Whoo-weee!
You're the kind of woman that makes a freight train go up a dirt road.




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