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The Topic: Hello, water

Paradox
I saw a sign at a local restaurant advertising "Hello Water" for $.69 today. Can anyone explain to me why I would want water that greets me?

Responses:

Ralph Wiggum
Goodbye, water.
Goodbye forever.


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