The Topic: The Conversatron - ever get...?

A song stuck in your head that just won't go away? Well, I've had this: "1-800-96-JENNY" replaying in my brain since 1996!!!! AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


 Professor Farnsworth
Have you considered getting a replacement brain?

Actually, yes. But the one I wanted was still in use. I guess I have to wait for Britney to croak. *wonders what wild, erotic lesbian fantasies Britney keeps inside that gorgeous head of hers*

Britney Spears  
OH GOD cram it in me!!!! Yes yes!

Britney Spears  
Whoops, did I say that or think that?

 Old, Tired Kirk
I'm just wondering what body part you meant when you said 'cram'.

That brain is mine...

Britney Spears  
not yours...

but mine...

You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
That brain is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
It belongs to me
The brain is mine...

Britney Spears  
So CRAM IT IN ME one more time!!

Starts up his chainsaw and advances on Britney.

Sorry, ladies, but that brain is MINE!

 Britney Spears
But that brain is mine, I say, you see.
It's mine because it's inside me!

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