The Topic: Jealousy and rage
My girlfriend's ex-boyfriend wants to "beat the shit out of [me]." Should I try reasoning with him or should I buy a gun?
Making a long distance call?
Don't reach for 0!
Dial 10-10-SATAN first!
All calls up to 10 minutes only cost you your immortal soul. And it's just the souls of your children for each additional minute!
Shit yeah you should reason with him, man.
Tell him, "dude, don't screw your manicure and shit beating the fuck out of my pretty boy face."
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