The Topic: The Conversatron - Expense reports

So, we just put a couple dozon condoms onto an expense report. We're going to get some really weird calls aobut this one. I was wondering whether you guys have ever put anything weirder onto any of your expense reports.


 Ted Johnson
Well, there was that time I bought 2 buckets full of Lampreys and a large jar of vaseline.

 Ted's Wife
Were those for work, dear? I don't remember you expensing those.

 Ted Johnson
Well, it was a lot of work greasing them up and stuffing them into the wet suit.

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