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JackSpade
As the sole surviving descendant of the film noir great Sam Spade, I feel as though I should recieve special priveleges here in this new and dark world of Conversatron Zero...

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Max Stabber
I got your "special privileges" right here, funny boy.

Agent Cooper
As I listened, I realized that both characters here were hiding more than either knew. I also realized that some of the people out here had asked for more internal narration, and I decided to give them what they wanted.
I realized I was hungry, and didn't know what to do for dinner. I could go to Jack-in-the-Box, I thought. Yeah, that would be good. Get some of those fries with the seasoning that I like so well. But Jack-in-the-Box was in a bad part of town. The kind of neighborhood where you don't like being caught after dark, and sometimes not even the light of day can dispell the shadows and grime that...


Max Stabber
Hey, Coop, ya gonna say somethin' or just stand there?

Agent Cooper
Sorry, I was just thinking about...

Max Stabber
We can't hear your internal monologue, ya jerk.

Agent Cooper
Right. Sorry, I was just distracted.

Max Stabber
Dumbass.


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