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The Topic: I Am Hard

I have been lifting weights! Now I am hard!


Madame Fresca
The only thing I love more than cold, hard cash is cold, hard men.

Franklin Snidely
Then you might be interested to know that me and my money just spent a night in the cooler.

Madame Fresca
Snidely, when you've spent a night in the hardener, let me know.

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