The Topic: The Conversatron - Moral dilemna

 mog
I live in a medium size tourist town. The only coffee shops around are either too expensive or starbucks. My own coffee maker is broken. Should I support a tourist trap coffee shop that charges 1.95 for a large coffee or an evil conglomerate empire that is seeking to take over the world?



Responses:


 Dave Thomas
Why not have a hot coffee and some biggie fries for the $1.95?

 mog
I don't know, perhaps it's because drinking Wendy's Coffee is barely a step up from convenience store coffee where its made from one of those 'fresh' freeze dried coffee packs put into a coffee machine that hasn't been cleaned in twenty years and you'd be better off drinking the battery acid out of your car battery because at least that would give you some sort of charge.

 Dave Thomas
But it is a step up.

 mog
A step up the bad drink food chain somewhere between urine and pickled onion juice.

Wait oh, it's the caffeine withdrawal. Your right Dave. How can I be so mean to the father figure for my generation, the man who won the spicy chicken burger showdown. It's the addiction talking , the monkey on my back. I'm sorry Dave. I didn't mean to. I think I need a coffee, a biggie fries, and ... a hug.

 Dave Thomas
Here, I'll even biggie size that hug. It's on the house.

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