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I just ate an Oreo I found lying on my kitchen counter that was quite old, and very stale. Am I going to die now?

 Oreo Cookie

Only if you ate it, touched it, or looked at it.

 Oreo Cookie

Or contemplated its existence.

Other than that, you should be fine.

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