The Topic: The Conversatron - Penalties!!

My question is.... what are the penalties for violating these rules?...


 The Referee
10 yards, loss of down, suspension of privilegdes, kick to the groin.

Who Is Tyler Durden?  
I think castration would be a more fitting penalty.

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