The Topic: The Conversatron - Superheroes

 Winchhook
So, now for a game called Superheroes. We'll start with Tony Slattery, who will be Super Three-Legged Man, and he will be followed by the Doomed Mars Polar Lander, Nuts the Squirrel, and The Big Fucking State of Alaska. Alright, Tony, take it away.........



Responses:


 Tony Slattery singing a hoedown
Well looks like another quiet day at home, nothing to do....

WOPR  
*blurt*

 Tony Slattery singing a hoedown
Wait! What's this on the Crisis Monitor (TM)?

It looks like there is going to be some hot-hot lesbian action tonight but they are all out of lube!

What ever shall we do?

If only I had some help with this crisis!

The Doomed Mars Polar Lander  
beep

 Tony Slattery singing a hoedown
Oh, thank god you're here, incessant beeping thing.

The Doomed Mars Polar Lander  
beep
beep
beep
beep

 Tony Slattery singing a hoedown
Yes, quite, but you see there's this crisis and...

The Doomed Mars Polar Lander  
beep
beep
beep
beep

 Tony Slattery singing a hoedown
Ok, how do I turn this damn thing off?

The Doomed Mars Polar Lander  
beep
beep
beep
beep

 Colonel
CUT!

 Test Pattern




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