The Topic:
Bender's Laws of Robotics

The Question:
 Stymie

It's obvious that you don't run on Asimov's Laws of Robotics, Bender. What are your operational imperatives, anyway?

Responses:
 Bender

Sit the fuck down

 Bender

& Shut the fuck up

 Bender

Oh wait, those are your "operational directives".

 Bender

Dork.


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