The Topic:
Bender's Laws of Robotics

The Question:

It's obvious that you don't run on Asimov's Laws of Robotics, Bender. What are your operational imperatives, anyway?


Sit the fuck down


& Shut the fuck up


Oh wait, those are your "operational directives".



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