The Topic:
romantic perspirations

The Question:
 pnaomi

Hmm... Fry *is* better-drawn and has that cute naive thing going for him; but Lester is vector-animated, and I do so enjoy vectors.

I know what would be fun [for me] and would solve this: a battle of wits! How about it?

Responses:
 Ben Stein, esq.

Hello, I'm Ben Stein, and this is "Win Ben Stein's pnaomi's heart". Our contestants today are Philip J Fry, a spaceman from the future, and Lester Knight Chaykin, a subatomic physicist, game programmer and lonely, pathetic website operator.

Lester Knight Chaykin  

Can the editorial, Ben. Let's get this over with.

 Ben Stein, esq.

Indeed. As challenger, Fry gets to pick the topic.

 Fry

Woo hoo! Hmmm... I'll go with "Future spaceman stuff"!

 Ben Stein, esq.

That's not a category.

 Fry

Ok, I'll take "Sesame on my bun".

 Ben Stein, esq.

Very well. Which muppet on Sesame Street had the hottest ass?

 Fry

Ernie!

 Ben Stein, esq.

I'm sorry, you have to buzz in.

Lester Knight Chaykin  

*Bzzzz* Ernie!

 Ben Stein, esq.

I'm sorry, the correct answer is "The Count".

Lester Knight Chaykin  

What? He did not have the hottest ass. This game is dumb! Forget you all! I declare myself the winner.

 Fry

Hey! He can't do that, can he?

The Conversatron  

Chaykin is the winner! Wooo!!!

Lester Knight Chaykin  

Ha! Who needs wits when you have root access to the SQL database?


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