The Topic:
Jackie Chun is a guy!

The Question:
 Wacky Iraqi

I'm almost certain that Jackie Chun is a guy and not a homosexual female. You people should feel ashamed! You called Jackie "she" in the topic "Now that's tasty!" Do you feel ashamed?

Responses:
 Fry

I guess I'd feel ashamed, but I'm too distracted by how cute Pnaomi is in those pictures from the "Finally, proof." thread.

 Fry

So, um, I guess what I'm saying is that it all evens out.

 Fry

So, um, uh...Pnaomi...call me sometime?

 Leela

Fry, aren't you worried about Bacon and Lester getting a little pissed at you, muscling in on their web girl action?

 Fry

No way. You see - I'm fictional, and they're real.

It all evens out.

 Lester Knight Chaykin

Ha! I'll "even you out", Fry! I saw her first!

 Fry

Um, that's not the kind of even I am talking about.

 Fry

I'm talking about 'Fry gets the girl' kind of even.

 Lester Knight Chaykin

Like that'll even happen.

 Fry

Hey, it might happen.

I mean, who'd have ever thought that a breakfast meat could hook up with an exotic fruit?

 Fry

And considering that I'm drawn better than you, I'd say my chances are looking pretty good.

 Lester Knight Chaykin

You'd better move quick Fry, my flight to Toronto is on the evening of the 31st.

 Fry

Oh yeah, well...well...crap.

Anyone have a few hundred bucks I can borrow?

 Leela


 Bender


 Professor Farnsworth


 Captain Zapp Brannigan

Kid, it sounds like you have a very sexy dilemma.

Tell you what, you give me her address and I'll deliver your romantic aspirations in person long before Lester does.


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