The Topic: The Conversatron - Medical License

 Hillhopper
Now how would one know that one's cat had a urinary infection?



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One  
One does not have a cat.

 Stimpson J. Cat
Symptoms are obvious and easily noticed by a concerned pet owner. They include urinating in unusual places, constant licking of "the area", pained noises while urinating, and taking a lot of time to urinate.

 Stimpson J. Cat
And PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!!

 Hillhopper
You got a license to practice?

 Stimpson J. Cat
No, but I have a license to be perfect.

 Hillhopper
Wow, you really are a cat!




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