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Seeing as so many of your questions involve single guys asking how to get chicks, I wanted to reverse it. I've got this problem where I'm too traditional to ask the guy out myself, but I don't think he realizes. Any advice on overcoming my good Catholic upbringing?

 Milkman Dan

Ah, I'm reminded of the words of Billy Joel at times like these.

Ted Johnson  

"Catholic Girls start way too late?" eh Dan?

 Milkman Dan

No, no, that's not it.

Ted Johnson  

Only the good die young? He'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints? He's in a New York State of mind?

 Milkman Dan

No, I believe it was "Get that milk truck off my lawn, you lunatic, or I'll call the cops again!"

Ted Johnson  

Yes, the man is quite the wordsmith.

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