The Topic:
So I take it he bathes?

The Question:
 Barry Ween

Hang on, Carl Sagan's been dead for ages. He must REALLY be stinkin' up the joint.

Carl Sagan  

Actually, thanks to the amazing preservation technology first pioneered by the Underground Prostitutes, I smell even better now than I did when I was alive!

 Underground Prostitutes

Carl! You promised us you wouldn't tell anyone about that!

 Stephen Hawking

Now it's just his wardrobe that stinks.

Carl Sagan  


 Barry Ween

Wow! There's more brain power in this thread than all of MIT!

Can you guys help me get chicks?

Carl Sagan  

Not even all the brain power at MIT can help with that.

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