The Topic: The Conversatron - I wish to make a declaration

 The Asker
Sepiroth is a complete and total panzy!
He ain't a serious villian! He's a confused mommas boy!

Oh, and Cloud's a retarded too!



Responses:


 Clippy
Did you mean that Cloud is a "retard too" or a "retarded tool"?

Network Exec  
Clippy, the numbers are in, and you just aren't getting the ratings anymore. We're going to try a ratings stunt involving some hot hot lesbian action.

Hot hot lesbian action  
That Cloud sure does have a retarded tool, doesn't he?

 Hot hot lesbian action
Sure does. Ooohh, ohhh yeah.

Network Exec  
First rule of broadcasting, always give the viewers what they want.

Network Exec  
What do you mean we can't show this on television?

 Test Pattern

 The Referee
**tweet**

This is the Internet, you moron.

Loss of reserved parking space and repeat the down.

 Test Pattern
Fuck you, Referee! When I say a thread is over, it's over!

 The Referee
**tweet**

Speaking Test Pattern in violation of rule 12(b)(6).

Repeat the down.

 Colonel
Bloody hell!
CUT!




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