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 godofchuck
Have the monkey dance or something. It's too quiet.



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Space Moose  
1-216-754-XXXX

 The Telephone
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Riiiii- Hello?

Space Moose  
Hello, I'm just confirming shippment of a half ton of "reseach grade" rat semen to your address.

 The Telephone
What? I think you have the wrong number. Wait... what did you say you were shipping here?

Space Moose  
The rat semen you ordered. I'm pretty sure I have the right number.

 The Telephone
Oh yeah? What's my name then?

Space Moose  
Let's see... the form says "Anonymous". Can't say that I blame you. If I were ordering a half ton of rat semen, I wouldn't give my name out either. I mean, a half ton? Really now, 3/4 of it will go bad before you even use it, and..

 The Telephone
*click*

Space Moose  
Hello? Hellllooo?

Space Moose  
You can't hang up on me! I HAVE YOUR NUMBER, SMART ASS!

 Steve Allen
That was my bit.




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