The Topic:
equivalence

The Question:
 Tyke

Richard is equivalent to Dick in a certain sense, but Richard is not equal to Dick. Thus Ian is WRONG WRONG WRONG.

Responses:
 Ian Malcolm

I realize what you are saying, of course. What you fail to understand is that I was trying to make my point in a way that simpler minds could comprehend. Thus why the word "equal" was in quotations. I was trying to help all of you "get what I was talking about"

 Ian Malcolm

Apparently, it didn't work. It's lost on you people. Frankly, I'm getting sick of trying to get through to you morons. I'm getting tired of the whole discussion.

 Waldorf and Statler

So are we!

Waldorf and Statler  

He says he's good at math , but I say he's better at boring us to death.

 Waldorf and Statler

You might say that he's finding the limit of my patience divided by zero!

 Ian Malcolm

HEY! You can't....

 Waldorf and Statler

shut up!



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