The Topic:
Alack! Alas!

The Question:
 Mr Bones

The Forum is a bunch of clitteasers. I was all jazzed that they were ack and now their website has disappeared.
You guys sorta suck, but at least you suck CONSISTENTLY.

Responses:
 A Salesman

Yes, the Conversatron is truly a marvel of modernized engineering. Only the Conversatron can offer a smooth and consistent suck... use after use.

 A Salesman

Contact your nearest Conversatron dealer and ask for a demonstration. Our polite and knowledgable sales team will be happy to show you the newest features.

 A Salesman

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