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Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 Jerry Seinfeld

Because if nothing sticks to Teflon, then how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?

 Jerry Seinfeld

I mean... who are the AD WIZARDS who came up with that one?

 Jerry Seinfeld

And don't get me started about shipments and cargo. You send a shipment by truck and cargo in a boat.

 Jerry Seinfeld

.... what is the deal with that?

 Jerry Seinfeld

and then there's Grapenuts....

 Heavy Machinegun Fire

 The Nerds in the Audience


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