The Topic:
Stupid jobs...

The Question:

Why isn't anybody just handing me a job with lots of money? I have skill and talent up the wazoo, damnit!


Just a guess, but you probably aren't following the directions in the engineer's handbook.


How to make a lot of money, engineer style:

1. Get a computer related degree
2. Move to the west coast
3. Be lonely and bitter


I'd say you're probably having trouble with with step one or two.


Step 3 should pose no problem.

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