The Topic: Strange...

 Labsuit
When I was about 13, I had a dream involving Captain Kirk having his limbs blown off in a nuclear explosion while screaming "I'm not a lawyer!" I've thought about it for years and I have no idea what it means. Thoughts?



Responses:


Ford Prefect  
Sounds like you may have had a prophetic dream about the Great Law Clensing of 2123. Millions of lawyers were herded into a condemned nuclear powerplant, and locked there until a complete meltdown was triggered.

Ford Prefect  
In all the excitement, I'm sure many innocent non-lawyers must have been accidentally locked in the plant as well. Kirk may well have been one of them.

 Old, Tired Kirk
That's ridiculous. There was no such thing, and besides, I died on that shitty world deflecting the energy ribbon, or some Next Gen nonsense like that.

Mike Nelson  
Maybe it wasn't really Kirk. In dreams people often appear upside-down and backwards.

 Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi
Well Kirk appears upside-down and backwards in real life, so he should have been easy to recognize in a dream.

Old, Tired Kirk  
*Sigh*

Troi, I'm tired of the hostility between us. Why don't we agree to make peace, say over dinner. My quarters, 9 pm, sound good?

 Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi

 Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi

 Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi
Oh, why not. I just want to be loved.




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