The Topic:
fromage Americaine

The Question:

We also call it Plastic Cheese (because the slices are individually wrapped, and because of the flavor) or Cheese Sheets.

Homer Simpson  

Mmm... 64 slices of Plastic Cheese

 Lisa Simpson

Dad no! That's Patriot Wax!

Homer Simpson  

Cheese, honey.
It's cheese.

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