The Topic:
French horn

The Question:
 ajs

Fact: I play the French horn.
Fact: I am not gay.
Conclusion: Jay's a dickhead.

Responses:
 Jay

Sounds like somebody's a little too defensive. You know what I mean, Tubby?

Silent Bob  


 Jay

I remember this guy from high school. Real "Ladies Man". He had all the chicks drooling over his piece. He beat up the band kids, calling them gay and shit.

 Jay

Funny thing is, he works at Burger King now.

Silent Bob  


 Jay

Shutup! I'm getting to the point.

 Jay

Anyway, he was looking to buy some ganja from me the other day, but he didn't have any cash. So, he offered to suck my dick!

 Jay

Can you believe that?! Turns out he was gay all along.

Silent Bob  


 Jay

What?

Silent Bob  


 Jay

Man, quit looking at me like that. I didn't let him do it. I told him to get some fucking cash.


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