The Topic: *cries*

 Cliona
Why do I live out in bumblefuck? *cries* Why are plane tickets to civilization so expensive? *cries*



Responses:


 Milkman Dan
Ah, don't cry there little girl.
Here are some pretty ponies to cheer you up.

The Daring Dragoon  
Please don't cry! Men can't stand it when a girl cries. They'll do anything to make it stop. It's like nails on a chalkboard.

The Daring Dragoon  
Not that I'm saying you have a screechy voice or anything. Um. Anyway. I hear that many East Bublefuckians learn to live very rich and rewarding lives online.

 Willow Rosenberg
If it makes you feel any better, there's some guy pumping us for info about you. Yay, a secret admirer!

Xander Harris  
In this town, people asking for info on someone are usually going to use it to cast some terrible spell on them.

 Willow Rosenberg
Hush.

Faith  
Hey C, you should find your secret admirer and ride him till the sun comes up!

 Willow Rosenberg
Hey Buffy, you seem different today. You feeling sick or something?

Faith  
No way, Red. I'm 5 by 5.

 Xander Harris
Yeah, something does seem different. Maybe she switched hair care products again.

 Cliona
YAY! PONIES!! How did you know?? I love you, Milkman Dan!

Ted Johnson  
Well, that was unexpected.




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