The Topic:
Lawn Midgets

The Question:

I just spilt with my girlfriend of 4 years. I loved her, but I couldn't live with her. What's the best way to get over her, without permanently fucking up the rest of my life?

Lawn Gnome  

That's a great story and all, but what do I look like? A counselor?

Lt. Commander Data  

Ah, that reminds me of an amusing anecdote.

Lt. Commander Data  

Counselor Troi fell asleep on the night watch, and Commander Riker replicated this large red hat.
He then...

 Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi


Lt. Commander Data  


 Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi

I would appreciate it if you wouldn't tell that story just now.

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