The Topic: How much is too much?

What, exactly, is the correct amount of nookie for a married, middle-aged, relatively heterosexual male to desire? Please clarify as to time frames, i.e. number per week, number per day, etc. Thank you so very much.


 Milkman Dan
You might as well cut it off, my friend.

It still works, so I really have no desire to bobbitize myself. Perhaps a ballpark figure would be forthcoming, hmmmm?

 Milkman Dan
That's right, buddy!
Just think about baseball.

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